This blog makes perfect nonsense.

  • lowkeybaddiee:

    Why can’t I be a heartless bitch who doesn’t overthink every single fucking thing WHY

    (via thrivingly)

  • I hate this app.

    I use it literally only to randomly vent and look at cool pictures.

    No one knows me on here.

    I can write whatever the fuck I want without dumb ass comments or likes whatever other fuckery there is.

    1. I feel like a shitbag today.

    Probably because I keep reaching into my shit bag and examining all the shit I threw in there.

    So as a response to this I have completely wasted my entire day by drowning in dumb as fuck self pity for absolutely no reason.

    I am the Queen of Excuses, and this.

    This is my royal fuckery.

    Good day.

  • h0odrich:

    iphone420:

    ¿

    i speak spanish let me translate: ?

    (via soloh)

  • prokopetz:

    Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

    (via funny-jack)

  • hippo-pot:

    lesbian-toddhoward:

    im going to fucking die

    *sees this on my dash a second time* *has absolutely no choice but to watch it again*

    (via whydidiwakeupforthis)

  • urbanoutfucks:

    i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

    Fucken grammar boys

    (via confirmance)